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by Hot Lizard Boy's Girl Pal
gave me Bs
until I learned something about academic advancement
Pure Ideas Destroyed by Impure Reality
he gave me an a
my mother said he should have come to the door
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.