Academic Advancement

by Hot Lizard Boy's Girl Pal

my mathematics teacher
gave me Bs
until I learned something about academic advancement
Pure Ideas Destroyed by Impure Reality
he gave me an a
my mother said he should have come to the door


Copyright 1999 by Hot Lizard Boy

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