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by Hot Lizard Boy
You flee from me
Your mighty pseudopod carries you winged as Artemis
But the mucus in your wake reveals the hiding place
My darling, I lack perspicacity in the ways of love,
Your sexes are interchangeable, I know
But I wonder if you are not placing too high a value on chastity
I fear that my humanity repels you
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.