So do not tease me, my sweet
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by Hot Lizard Boy
Dreams and a little too much bourbon
You are no more woman than you are girl
But still, I am drawn to your maiden promises
Green eyes, eager smile,
You drive me to the edge of gentlemanliness
I shall not be able to protect you from me for long
Every innocent lick of the tentacles is a lascivious beckon
That lures me irresistibly
Mercy, mercy!
Have mercy upon my maleness
And leave me be, you temptress in a nymphette's body.
Take your virginity elsewhere
and let me be the
reaper of spoiled goods
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.