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by Hot Lizard Boy
One day you're mine,
And the next you're no one's
Always looking for a way out
While I'm looking for a way in
I'm on my knees, baby
Wrap your arms around me
Grant me one little opening
I'll dive in and dig like a chigger
'Til you can't shake me off
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.