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by Hot Lizard Boy
To bestow an innocent gesture of simple affection
On her cheek.
She seems to suspect
I am driven solely by primitive instinct
And I find this rather insulting
Because although I cannot claim
to be a credit to my species or my sex
She certainly does not have what it takes to stir me
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.