The Shark

by Hot Lizard Boy

The Shark revels in his slimness before the funhouse mirror
His eyes melt into one remarkable orb
His nose now bulbous, now retracted, now stately as Julius Caesar
But his PR smile dominates
Wiggling legs shake him where he stands
He's overheard people say that The Truth Is Out There
But his Truth is what he makes of it
For now, he is slim, nearly human, hot as a lizard boy in the dunes
And all the girlies love him.

Copyright 1999 by Hot Lizard Boy

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