Shape-shiftin' Sheila

by Hot Lizard Boy

Of course I love you for who you are, honey
It's your personality
Not your looks
Now why don't you slip into Jada Pinkett
And we'll go to bed?

Copyright 1999 by Hot Lizard Boy

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