Your brilliant chastity surrendered to me
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by Hot Lizard Boy
I still remember the twin moons rising
just above the maroon peak of your little purple planet
Your tender suckers clutched me with an intensity
I had not felt before
My desires conquered my good judgment
And I deflowered you
The urgency kindled by your nearness
Your innocence
Your willingness
I possessed your power now
My hotness gone
I yearned for other suckers
I could tell no one had prepared you
for the letdown
And I somehow felt that I should try to explain it all to you
But it was too complicated
Besides
It wasn't my fault that you had set your expectations so high
You should have held out for True Love
And resisted passing fancy
I want to hear your story of alien abduction-turned-romance. *No tales of probing, please.