She should have been more dignified
Surely I had used her
And I reminded her that she was made entirely of sugar molecules
I left her alive, I swear it
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by Hot Lizard Boy
Damn that monstrous false emotion!
More false than love
For when the love is untrue, guilt still refuses to free us
That day I told her my feelings had changed
And I had decided not to love her
We were too different
I had tired of her, she accused
I had merely taken advantage of her sweetness
By God, I cried. My pancreas cannot keep up with the glucose in your kiss!
I shall be on a dialysis machine before I'm 30!
And our love-making is giving me acne!
I never meant to hurt her so, you must believe me
I cannot help that her own tears melted her into a puddle of maple syrup
It was simply in her nature
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